HIS NAME IS ZAP GRIDLOCK.
How cute. Who came up with that one?
I ride a heck of a lot. Why have I never met him?
I wonder what he gets paid. What’s the budget for Mr. Gridlock?
And what’s his real name? Is he just a criminal hiding in plain sight? That mask sure is convenient.
Looks like a Roman centurion. Is that a good thing?
Kinda a Buzz Lightyear knockoff, don’t you think?
Yes, I’m heckling a mascot.