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I am me.

How endearing

WE CAN THANK EUROPE FOR THIS MESS

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People in Central America have been burning the American flag and comparing America to Nazi Germany while their countrymen prepare to storm the border. I think we can thank the feckless Europeans for this, often welcoming those who stormed their borders. America must turn them back, send them home.

Have you noticed how the burn resembles the arches logo of McDonald’s?

ajh

Hey, America, don’t forget that I am a black man!

“You most likely had a fourth-great-grandparent, fifth-great-grandparent, sixth-great-grandparent, or seventh-great- (or greater) grandparent who was 100% West African. This person was likely born between 1700 and 1790.”

ajh

In different hours…

“In different hours,
a man represents
each of several of his ancestors,
as if there were seven or eight of us rolled up in each man’s skin
— seven or eight ancestors at least —
and they constitute the variety of notes
for that new piece of music which his life is.”
— Ralph Waldo Emerson